$NARF

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NEAR / USDT

0.99956 (-0.00023072473452002%)

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STX / USDT

0.99956 (-0.00023072473452002%)

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NEAR / USDT

0.99956 (-0.00023072473452002%)

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STX / USDT

0.99956 (-0.00023072473452002%)

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NEAR / USDT

0.99956 (-0.00023072473452002%)

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STX / USDT

0.99956 (-0.00023072473452002%)

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NEAR / USDT

0.99956 (-0.00023072473452002%)

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STX / USDT

0.99956 (-0.00023072473452002%)

The Same Thing We Do Every Night... Take Over The World!

Two lab mice. One genius plan. One absolutely useless sidekick. $NARF is the meme coin born from the greatest scheme ever devised — world domination, one block at a time.

Fund Takeover

The Masterminds

Meet the duo behind the curtain. One has the hair, the other has the rockets.
Together, they are unstoppable (or at least very entertaining).

Dinky

Dinky Trump

The world's most enthusiastic sidekick with the most famous hair in history. When he's not running the free world from Mar-a-Lago, he's wheeling and dealing from his golden tower at Trump Tower. He built Truth Social because he got kicked off the other one, tried to sell Trump Steaks at The Sharper Image, and somehow turned Trump University into a masterclass in confidence. The Trump Organization spans golf courses, hotels, and casinos — because why dominate one industry when you can confuse them all? Every night brainE has the plan, and Dinky's response is always the same: "Narf! Are we gonna be rich?"

"It's going to be huge. The biggest takeover in the history of takeovers. Maybe ever."

Elon as The Brain
brainE

brainE Musk

The undisputed genius behind every scheme. By day he launches rockets at SpaceX, sells electric dreams at Tesla, runs the internet's most chaotic town square at X, and drills tunnels for fun at The Boring Company. By night? He's plotting world domination with Dinky. His AI company xAI is teaching robots to think, Neuralink is putting chips in brains, and Starlink has already conquered the sky. The world is simply a problem waiting to be disrupted — and brainE Musk has a company for that. Narf!

"I think we should put a Dogecoin on Mars first. Then we buy the planet."

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MASTERMIND PLAN

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Why $NARF Will Rule the World

How exactly do we plan to take over the world? Well, we can't tell you everything, but here's the pitch deck.

Trump's Deal-Making Genius

We make the best deals. Everyone says so. We're going to negotiate with the blockchain until it gives us what we want.

Elon's Rocket Tech

Why stop at the moon? We're putting a server farm on Mars. Latency might be an issue, but the vibes will be astronomical.

The Takeover Strategy

A two-pronged attack: Executive orders from the top, and memes from the bottom. The pincer movement of the 21st century.

Space Force Security

Protected by the newly formed Space Force Cyber Division. Unhackable, unbreakable, and completely unbelievable.

Meme-Powered Growth

Our economy runs on pure, unadulterated posting. The more you post, the more we grow. It's simple economics.

The Master Plan

It's complicated — it involves a lot of hairspray and rocket fuel, but trust us, it's going to work this time. Narf!

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Tokenomics

Every token has a purpose. Every percentage a plan. Welcome to the most diabolically structured meme coin in the universe.

8,000,000,000

TOTAL SUPPLY

1%

TRANSFER FEE

6

DECIMALS

SOLANA

NETWORK

$NARF token distribution: Bonding Curve 65%, Community Airdrop 26%, Founder Reserve 3%, Marketing 3%, Team and Dev 3%.
Bonding Curve — 65% Community Airdrop — 26% Founder Reserve — 3% Marketing — 3% Team & Dev — 3%
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The Same Contract We Deploy Every Night... Copy It.

CA: TBA — narf.meme

LIMITED TIME

Join The Airdrop

The regime is coming. Connect your Phantom wallet, claim your $NARF, and join the world domination plan. Narf!

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Connect Your Wallet

Connect your Solana wallet to register for the $NARF airdrop. One wallet per address.

Need a wallet? Phantom or Solflare

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WALLETS REGISTERED

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TOKENS AVAILABLE

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TOKENS PER REFERRAL

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Join the Regime

Ready to serve the new world order? Follow these simple steps to secure your place in history. No prior experience in world domination required.

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Pledge Allegiance

Download Phantom or Solflare. Connect your wallet. It's like swearing an oath, but on the blockchain. No blood required.

👻 Phantom 🔆 Solflare

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Pay Tribute

Buy SOL on Coinbase, Binance, or Kraken. Send it to your wallet. Remember — world domination isn't free. But it's surprisingly affordable.

ⓘ Keep ~0.01 SOL for gas fees

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Sign the Executive Order

Go to Raydium.io or Jupiter.ag, paste the $NARF contract address, and swap. Confirm the transaction. You are now officially part of the inner circle.

Raydium Jupiter

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World Domination Unlocked

HODL, shill, and await orders. Your plot of land on the Red Planet is reserved (pending approval from brainE). Tell all your friends. Narf!

CONTRACT ADDRESS

TBA — July 4, 2026

"The same thing we do every night — try to take over the world!" Join us and be part of the most ambitious meme coin project ever conceived.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Every night Dinky asks questions. Every night brainE has the answers. Here are the ones you actually need.

Fund Takeover

$NARF is a meme coin on the Solana blockchain inspired by Pinky & The Brain. Dinky Trump (Pinky) and brainE Musk (Brain) are on a mission to take over the world one block at a time. Fair launch. No presale. Pure meme energy. Narf!

$NARF launches on July 4th, 2026 — Independence Day. While America celebrates freedom, the regime launches its takeover. The contract address will be posted across all official channels simultaneously. Follow us on X and join Telegram to be first in line.

1. Download Phantom or Solflare wallet
2. Buy SOL on Coinbase, Binance, or Kraken and send to your wallet
3. Go to Raydium.io or Jupiter.ag
4. Paste the $NARF contract address and swap SOL for $NARF
5. Welcome to the regime. Narf!

$NARF is a 100% fair launch — no presale, no VC allocation, no insider wallets. At launch we will: (1) lock 50% liquidity for 12 months on Raydium, (2) renounce mint authority so no new tokens can ever be created, (3) post all proofs publicly on Solscan. The only thing we are rugging is your free time.

Total supply is 8,000,000,000 $NARF — 8 billion, one for each subject of the regime. Distribution: 65% Bonding Curve (Raydium LaunchLab), 26% Community Airdrop, 3% Founder Reserve, 3% Marketing, 3% Team & Development (6 month vest). Liquidity is auto-created at graduation on Raydium.

Connect your Phantom or Solflare wallet in the Airdrop section before July 4th to register. 2,000,000,000 $NARF (25% of supply) will be airdropped to registered wallets after launch. Share your referral link to earn an extra 50,000 $NARF per person you bring in. The more you shill, the more you earn.

After launch, track $NARF on Dexscreener.com, Birdeye.so, and Solscan.io using the contract address. We will submit to CoinGecko and CoinMarketCap on launch day — listings typically take 1-2 weeks.

$NARF runs on Solana. You need Phantom (phantom.app) or Solflare (solflare.com) — both free browser extensions and mobile apps. Keep a small amount of SOL for transaction fees (usually under $0.01). Ethereum wallets will not work.